11th Nov
2004

This morning I get up (on my day off no less) at 8:30am and decide to do some shopping. As I was leaving my house, I heard a loud knock at the door. I'm always wary of early callers (its either City Link Cocksucking Couriers or the fuzz), but this time I'm surprised: its only Darth muthafucking Vader at the door. He's come to discuss the One True Way of the Dark Side, and he has lots of pamphlets and things.

Anyway, I'm not a religious man, so I had to turn him away. I did get a snap of me with him, though. Apologies for the crap photo, my camera-phone is rubbish.

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